Toile Paper Shortage

Denny

Due to the Toilet Paper shortage I am offering for sale off the sow lot. 3 corn cobs picked clean by the sows. Been pressure tested for durability by my grandkids ( corn cob fights). For $6.99 plus $4.99 shipping. Kit consist of 3 corn cobs 1 red cob and 1 white cob to see if you need another red cob. Directions included. Works in any environment. Not recommended for altitudes above 16,000 feet. All C.O.D. orders will be dumped on you.

Jonathon

Denny LOL, “1 white to see if you need another red cob” You’re going to be a millionaire!

Tex_77

Just buy your underwear at Salvation Army, then you can just “toss and go”.

Cabelas90

Tex_77 My Wife literally told her sister last night to just go buy used underwear at Good Will since she is out of TP here in central KS.:man_facepalming:

omega50

The TP shortage will fix itself. No need to panic because as we run out of food we will make boom boom less and less:)

Swamp Thing

Easy n cheap. Just make sure you keep a few cats around. They are self cleaning and quite reuseable.

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It’s amazing the people that hoarding T.P. during the Covid 19 pandemic. They’re the same ones that will hoard nasal spray during a diarrhea outbreak.

Jonathon

@Fat-Bob LOL nice!