Do you want to see my nightmare?

[Jonathon]

For whatever reason I have been having SUPEr vivid dreams the last week or so. This has also coincided with some of the best/deepest sleep I have had in freaking years. A large part of that might be that I FINALLY got caught up on emails and my mind can calm down a little.

Anyway, here is something I saw a long time ago and paid me a nice little visit in my dreams last night!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyGlpwSqcUw

[HerbcoFood]

Darwinism at it finest…

[Dr_Pain]

Dang! hyperrealistic dreams of that nature… you can keep them!!! My first horror movie was Jaws (yes I am dating myself) and I still have issues with diving to this day, 45 years later.

[johnsbrewhouse]

Found yourself on the other side of the food chain. When I dove in Hawaii it wasn’t unusual to come in contact with sharks, most of the time they were just wondering what kind of big fish you were and left you alone since you were as big as most. I did carry a bangstick with me loaded with 357 magnum shells for any big apex predator’s. Great whites and others weren’t an issue in the 70’s like they are now with all the tourist flopping around in the water and the movements of their feeding grounds.

[ND Mike]

Jonathon yeah…not cool! Now I may dream of that. Sharks freak me out. When I saw Jaws as a kid I couldn’t swim in a lake for about 2 years even though I knew there were no sharks there!!!

That was a huge shark that the moron jumped into the water with.

We did a night snorkel in Jamaica and that was a bit unnerving. I kept thinking that this is how I’m going to get eaten by a shark.

[processhead]

The consequences of too much time in that sensory depravation tank, me-thinks…

[HerbcoFood]

Jonathon The best part about this nightmare is you don’t live remotely close to the ocean…

[bocephus]

Jonathon Probably has something to do with team Blue.

[sharb]

Jonathon no thanks. You would not catch me going anywhere near a shark, no matter what kind it is.

[craigrice]

can shark be BBQed lol

[Departing Contestant]

you are not safe anywhere

[Dr_Pain]

[Bob Stehlik]

Jonathon Watch out for that pond on your property. It’s windy in Kansas and you never know what may have blown in overnight.

[Jonathon]

So, great comments all! ND Mike I STILL get freaked out by lake’s sometimes. Want to know something really odd? This is an old story but barstool sports posted this today! Does someone here work for barstool? If so why the hell wouldn’t you share that?

[Jonathon]

johnsbrewhouse yup, reenter the food chain to be humbled. Dr_Pain yeah dreams are always freaky but this one was worse! HerbcoFood I had one of those first editions, wonder what happened to it? Departing Contestant well that’s kind of pretty, no? processhead I’m going back in soon!!!

[Jonathon]

And it was at that moment that Jon pooped himself…I mean LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT HEAD!!

[HerbcoFood]

Jonathon Here fishy fishy…

[bocephus]

Jonathon Their going to need a bigger boat.

[Jonathon]

I kid you not, if I was in the water and there was a boat like a 30-second swim away I would just inhale water, try to drown myself. I scrolled down on this post so I didn’t have to see that picture anymore. I am going to have nightmares tonight. So, why you ask, do I have a google news alert set-up for Great White Shark? Well, friends, I am mentally unwell obviously!

[Dr_Pain]

Jonathon HAHAHAHA!!! Kinda of funny that I do the same. I call it selective exposure