Ridiculous tender chicken drumsticks

[Tex_77]

Jonathon JustinT You can always use Adolphs Tenderizer which the active ingredient in it is bromelain.

[processhead]

Jonathon said in Ridiculous tender chicken drumsticks:

I have ALWAYS hated Mashed Potatoes, when I was a kid my family tormented me with them, they were sure I would love them if I would just try them so they would hide it in good I liked, like UNDER PIZZA CHEESE! It smells like cheap vodka to me.

I think Jonathon s problem is two-fold. You all feel free to help me unpack this:
First, he has a traumatic childhood experience with tormenting siblings and sub-par mashed potatoes (apologies to to Mama Trembley).

I am picturing a youthful Jonathon being bound, blindfolded, locked in a closet and water-boarded with mashed potatoes for hours on end by his spirited siblings. The results are so predictable.

I suspect PTSDFMP is the diagnosis. Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome by Mashed Potatoes. Look it up. It’s in all the medical health journals.

Now I think Jonathon can still be helped and cured… A few closely monitored sessions of dining on Tex_77 or some other QUALITY mashed potatoes, preferably with fried chicken on the run, gravy, and corn on the cob would have him cured in no time at all.

[Tex_77]

processhead i like this idea of water boarding him with mashed potatoes!

[zbigjeff]

processhead said in Ridiculous tender chicken drumsticks:

PTSDFM Now, that analysis makes me keep chuckling. WOW!!!

[processhead]

Tex_77 said in Ridiculous tender chicken drumsticks:

processhead i like this idea of water boarding him with mashed potatoes!

And I am glad you brought that up.

There are is a school of thought in mental health circles where ongoing exposure to the thing we have an abnormal fear or distaste of will actually help the patient.

Kind of a case of that which does not kill us, makes us stronger.

So with carefully administered sessions of mashed potato-boarding, we could actually help Jonathon overcome his irrational fear and loathing of mashed potatoes.

I think a lot of people would volunteer to help with this project. We could start a signup sheet.

[Tex_77]

processhead I think Austin would be atbthe top of the list! In the last pidcast the mentioned a dunk tank, maybe that could be replaced with force feed Jonathon mashed potatoes!

[zbigjeff]

processhead Really surprised the Meatgistics censors don’t hop on everyone referring to the mash potato boarding. The one thing I do know is people on this site know how to have fun. BTW: I don’t have it regularly. But, I do like a good pile of mashed potatoes.

[calldoctoday]

zbigjeff I’ve got some taters & gonna make a good pile of mashed taters too to go with that ham juice for ham gravy, just for Jonathon!

[Tex_77]

zbigjeff ha hard to censor when a Mod. Is on board with it!

[zbigjeff]

Tex_77 Nothing like having the “inner tract”. Love it. It’s cool when the admin wants to have a little fun. Been there, done that!! Then, someone like the pres gets word of it, laughs a bit and then before they say “stop”, it’s already back to normal. Just makes me smile.