Hey man, don't lose your head....

[calldoctoday]

Jonathon & his name was Brutus…

[GWG8541]

Jonathon well at least it doesn’t sound like the poor guy suffered.

[samspade]

I thought it said it happened in a small pond behind some guys house in Kansas

[dawg]

If ya mess with the bull, ya get the horns.
So, If you mess with the great white, ya lose your head, I guess.
Bad deal either way.

[Jamieson22]

Good lord that is horrible. Poor guy. That said, “technically” did he die giving head to a shark?
(Already regret hitting “post” before even doing it.)

[Jonathon]

It was the “impressively” from one of his friends that I was thrown off by…Like I wouldn’t say that I was impressed by the action of an animal that killed a friend!

[Jamieson22]

Jonathon “Man that shark did a hell of a job on it. All-star performance!”

[bocephus]

Jonathon With friends like that…

[Departing Contestant]

Zombie Shark…brains!!!

[mrobisr]

Guess it’s better than being ripped apart and bleeding out.